[Valdis showing him up is equivalent to him getting his family jewels stomped on. He still feels that sting to his pride. Pirate or no pirate, being shown up by a fair maiden is quite devastating.]

No kiddin'! [He points to his obvious black eye.] My vision is still blurry! I think I'm gonna lay low before some bloke does me in.

I would like to live well into old age, savvy?