Oh? I didn't know humans could eat gems. Maybe I should be worried, huh?

[The person sitting in front of the screen and looking faintly amused about the whole thing has a massive, messy length of glistening hair. The sound it makes as it moves isn't that of hair, but of slivers of gemstone sliding against each other. Their nails are similarly gemlike, visible as they reach forward to adjust the screen a bit.]

There are a few people who've been here before, aren't there? A lot of them have been complaining lately.