Hey, if an asteroid hadn't hit the earth, some people think raptors might've been running the show today. Dinosaurs are awesome.

But I can go the route of birds, too, although I guess they're sort of modern dinosaurs. [This is also impishly teasing.] You know, why don't you just stay you - it'll be simpler and involve less molting. You could take a leaf from the fashion people and start wearing a certain serpent around your neck when you go out.