first wish ♛ video;

[minorgod]

Turtles? I'm not entirely sold on what was described when I got here by the people at the Dreaming Bridge, although there are turtle gods back in Japan. Gen-bu, Oto-hime, Mino-game... so it's not unheard of.

But what I can't figure out is, where are all the shrines around here? You've got tons of different peoples all living in the same place, but no one thought to set up proper shrines??

[ And then he flashes the camera a grin, because he's got just the solution! ]

What you all need is a new god to take care of those prayers of yours that have probably been going unanswered!

So here I am: the Yato God at your service! 24/7 wish-granting, fast, reliable and affordable!

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[minorgod]

Then I'll prove it to you!

[ He doesn't see that he's digging himself into a hole here. ]

[powertotearer]

How?

[minorgod]

It's obvious! I'll just have to grant a wish of yours, and then you'll have a real idea of what a god can do!

[powertotearer]

No. I can take care of my own work myself, and it sounds like anything bigger than that is something that's way more than you can handle.

[minorgod]

[ he splutters ]

You can't just go around saying things like that! That's-- blasphemy!

[ it's not, really, but he is So Offended right now ]

[powertotearer]

Fine. But there's nothing I want that you could be able to give.

[minorgod]

People's lives are always changing. Something will come up!

[ he has confidence ]

[powertotearer]

[Eiji's just going to look skeptical while he hangs up.]