first wish ♛ video;

[minorgod]

Turtles? I'm not entirely sold on what was described when I got here by the people at the Dreaming Bridge, although there are turtle gods back in Japan. Gen-bu, Oto-hime, Mino-game... so it's not unheard of.

But what I can't figure out is, where are all the shrines around here? You've got tons of different peoples all living in the same place, but no one thought to set up proper shrines??

[ And then he flashes the camera a grin, because he's got just the solution! ]

What you all need is a new god to take care of those prayers of yours that have probably been going unanswered!

So here I am: the Yato God at your service! 24/7 wish-granting, fast, reliable and affordable!

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[redlightgreenlight]

[Valdis doesn't miss his reaction, of course, she had been looking for some sort of reaction, so it wasn't exactly hard to catch. Her empathy doesn't work over these devices, so she only has normal senses to rely on.]

Which one? Resurrection or Assassination?

[minorgod]

Either one? What kind of question is that to even ask?!

[redlightgreenlight]

Let's start with assassination then. As a member of the Verdant Sentry, it does seem logical to be concerned about someone claiming godly powers to offer their services to anyone who asks. Hence I was simply seeking reassurance that you wouldn't do such a thing.

[Perfectly true, but for more reasons than just her job]

And I was simply curious about the resurrection, there wasn't a real request behind it.

[minorgod]

... you know humans are just as capable as gods of assassination, right?

Some welcome this is.

[redlightgreenlight]

I am well aware of that fact, but humans don’t generally possess the same powers as gods.

Stay here long enough and you’ll find that no one reacts how you expect them to. It’s quite refreshing actually.

[minorgod]

You're proving your own point, but I'm not sure I'd call this refreshing.

Do you have any other accusations you want to sling around, sentry?

[redlightgreenlight]

[Valdis tips her head, more amused than offended]

If asking questions is the same as an accusation, then I suppose I’m guilty.

[she’s getting the impression that he dislikes being questioned]

If you wish to express further frustration, I do have a name you can use.

[minorgod]

[ Not the best first impression to get, being grilled about potential murder. It just happens to hit a little close to home for Yato. But then, quick as a switch thrown, it seems to have passed, and he flashes a victory sign at the camera. ]

Sure! Personalized service makes for the best repeat clients, after all. But if you were hoping for a discount, not going to happen!

[redlightgreenlight]

I'm not looking for a discount, but having an errand boy may be helpful from time to time.

[She smirks at the thought, though she's mostly joking.]

My name is Valdis.

[minorgod]

[ He chooses to take it as the potential it implies for jobs, for the moment, and defaults to the classic respectful phrase of entreating business. ]

Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!

[redlightgreenlight]

[Valdis just smiles, there is a proper return here, but she'd not inclined to speak it.]

I'll let you know when I have a job for you.

[She cuts the feed]