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[ilda]

[ Three days before the masquerade, most of the Dreamfolk will receive this message from Aifaran's resident digital menace. She'd intended to send this only to the cute guys, but well... you know how she is. ]

WILL YOU GO TO THE BALL WITH ME?



xoxo, Ilda ♥

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[spoilsfun]

Ilda. How many people did you send this to?

[ilda]

a lot!!
but you werent on the list
if you want to ask me out though
i wont say no
:D

[spoilsfun]

[He was really wondering why they were friends. ]

...I'm not going. Also, I'm eight.

[ilda]

[ Admit it, Conan. She's grown on you. ]

WHY NOT???
my new roommate is a kid
and hes going
must you always be a spoilsport
WHAT IF THERES A MYSTERY AT THE BALL
LIKE PEOPLE DYING

[ ... Not that Will knows he's going. But she's going to make him go. Or at least, she's confident that she can. He's such a lonely kid he needs to go out and have a good time and make more friends. ]

[spoilsfun]

I'd rather stay home and read.

If there is a mystery, then someone can come and get me. [But what were the odds of that happening? ]

[ilda]

thats so boring
dont you wanna dance
and wear something nice
its different from just imagining it you know

[ There's a pause between her next string of messages. ]

so what do you count
as a MYSTERY
how about ghosts
and monsters
and people disappearing
???

[spoilsfun]

Dancing is boring. And I don't want to dress up for a party I'll just be bored at.

...Only if it isn't a trick.

[ilda]

so whats a not boring party for you??
youre a kid why dont you know how to have fun
what is this madness

[ Oh Ilda, what a drama queen you are sometimes. ]

[spoilsfun]

Usually parties only stop being boring when something terrible happens. So they're never fun.

I know how to have fun. That's why I want to stay home and read.

[ilda]

do your books have pictures at least
how can reading not be boring
if you say not boring is when terrible things happen

[spoilsfun]

Of course not. Pictures just take up space where there could be more words.

It is just at parties where things stop being boring when something terrible happens. Because I like solving mysteries, but mysteries usually only happen at parties when there's a theft or sabotage or the host is murdered.

[You don't want to know how often that happens.]

[ilda]

WHAAAAAT
that is so boring!!
no pictures????
well if you like solving mysteries
why dont you help the sentry
and solve the mystery of the weird ship??

[spoilsfun]

Because I'm eight, and the last time I tried to help one of them patted me on the head and told me to go play detective somewhere else.

[Which is why he's been leaving them anonymous hints. ]

[ilda]

OH
that sucks
so did you try to just solve it yourself?

[spoilsfun]

Of course. It wasn't a very difficult case. But none of them would believe me.

[ilda]

HA HA
guess whos having a taste of his own medicine now!!
dont you realize thats how yato feels
when you dont believe him???