first wish ♛ video;

[minorgod]

Turtles? I'm not entirely sold on what was described when I got here by the people at the Dreaming Bridge, although there are turtle gods back in Japan. Gen-bu, Oto-hime, Mino-game... so it's not unheard of.

But what I can't figure out is, where are all the shrines around here? You've got tons of different peoples all living in the same place, but no one thought to set up proper shrines??

[ And then he flashes the camera a grin, because he's got just the solution! ]

What you all need is a new god to take care of those prayers of yours that have probably been going unanswered!

So here I am: the Yato God at your service! 24/7 wish-granting, fast, reliable and affordable!

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[dendranthema]

[It's a hard enough concept already that humans aren't gods without a god who looks like a human around.]

Do you ask for anything in return?

[minorgod]

Of course! There's no such thing as a free wish. You're supposed to offer a five-yen coin.

But since I expect not too many people around here with yen, one copper rhinn will work too.

[dendranthema]

[What's visible through the video feed nods, and the projecting yimo shifts a bit, making the rest of Kaltz's face more visible... though it's still at an odd angle on the screen.]

That appears reasonable.

[More reasonable than it would be to make a deal with a devil. He thinks. His experience with money is, uh, limited.

"Yato" or "Yato God" appear to possibly be his name, but Kaltz isn't sure what would be overstepping himself.]

What should I call you? ...My name is Kaltz.

[minorgod]

You're having a little trouble with your yimo, huh?

Yato is fine. Yato-sama if you're feeling extra respectful!

[dendranthema]

Though there was a lesson, I'm not accustomed to this technology.

[minorgod]

Do you want some help with it? It's pretty similar to what I'm used to.

[dendranthema]

...Please.

-->action?

[minorgod]

[ And that's all it takes. Yato appears in a flash of light next to Kaltz, because what even is fair warning? ]

Your wish has been heard loud and clear!

action!

[dendranthema]

[Though Kaltz can teleport, he hadn't expected that to be quite so... instantaneous.]

...I suppose I should have expected that from a god.

Re: action!

[minorgod]

Exactly! No god worth his yen takes his time getting to a potential believer.

[ But he did offer to help, regardless of whether it was technically phrased as a wish or not. ]

Cellphones not a big thing where you're from?