[ He squints. As this kid drones on, Jack finds himself increasingly... bored. This isn't even the first jackass that's tried to get smart with him today, and honestly? He's too beautiful and rich to be dealing with this nonsense. He grabs a handful of chips from his desk and eats them. Mouth full, ]

Mmk, I get it. You wanna show off your mega-brain 'cause you think you're smarter than a five minute ad that covers the basics. You know, an ad meant to attract customers to the shop and not necessarily explain everything going on with the products? [ Inserts a link to their website ] How about you read up on the packages and TOS? There's a customer service you can jack off your nerd shit to. Waste their time instead.

Thanks for telling me, idiot. I'll be sure to prepare for that.