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[ilda]

But if you’re have a little trouble with that, why not make a wish?

CALL YATO NOW and get 24/7 wish-granting for just one copper rhinn! It’s fast, reliable and affordable!

Comments

[spoilsfun]

I don't think that's how it works.

[ilda]

Oh. It's not?

How does it work?

/makes up information, because I know nothing about marketing.

[spoilsfun]

In general, for advertising there should be some connection between the pictures you use and what you're trying to sell. For example, if you had to use a picture of a cat, it would be better to add a caption that mentioned something about wishes.

[ilda]

Oh.

Maybe that's why we haven't gotten any wishers! I used cat posters last time, too. We stuck them by the docks.

[spoilsfun]

People probably thought you were advertising about a lost pet.