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[priforprince]

ALL OF YOU, STOP BROADCASTING!!!!!!

[ The screen is filled with. A face. And just a face. But it is an extremely important face, as it belongs to Shikyoin Hibiki. Those who do not understand the importance of this fact....should. And shall, soon.

Hibiki draws back from the screen to continue her fit of pique. In her usual environment she'd just tell the room of people she keeps on hire in her house to call complaint hotlines to do something about this, but deprived of that resource, she'll just. Vent. ]

This is a public venue! Whatever it is you haven't received a respite from, spew your frustration in private where it doesn't clutter up other people's lives!!

[ She heaves a stoic and long-suffering sigh. ] To have attracted such a discordant medley of visitors.....this puniverse is even more inscrutable than I'd thought.

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[priforprince]

Our connection must be faulty. Such a pity.

[ The light show grows in intensity. She is such! A handsome! And generally attractive! Irresistible! Individual! ]

Doubt doesn't suit one as lovely as you.

[redlightgreenlight]

[As if she hasn't heard that before, but for entertainment's sake, she'll bite.]

You really think I'm pretty?

[priforprince]

The yimo blushes at having to attempt to convey your beauty.

[ Hibiki thinks she's found an in. ] It's growing warmer.

[ Or maybe you've had your electronics on too long, Hibiki. ]

[redlightgreenlight]

[This is far too easy]

You flatter me.

[priforprince]

I abhor falsehoods.

[ This is true.

This does not stop her from being a big honking huge liar, but it, itself, is at least true. ]

[redlightgreenlight]

Your sincerity is truly delightful.

[Her smile is bright, it even reaches her eyes, all for the world just as sincere as it looks. Except it isn't.]

[priforprince]

Pleasing you will be the highlight of an otherwise-unpleasant day.

[ This may also be true. She's feeling a lot better, for example, about this network system.

Everyone else is still too noisy, though. ]

[redlightgreenlight]

Well, I hope your days will be more pleasant in the future.

[priforprince]

Then our paths will cross again.

[ Hibiki's considering this a success.

...what was she aiming for, again? ]

[redlightgreenlight]

[It was good to know that some people were still as gullible as ever.]

I can't wait.

[priforprince]

Savor that anticipation.

[ Here, she'll get up close to the camera. Look only at this! And keep it in your heart. ]

[redlightgreenlight]

[Valdis simply smirks and then ends the feed.]