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[highprofilerichkid]

So, about that trip home... Do giant magic turtles offer refunds? I think this counts as false advertising.

Hey, everybody. Tony Stark. Again. [Tony smiles wryly and waves at the camera.] Supergenius, inventor, dude with the flying power armor. If you need to upgrade your phone so it plays nice with the local magitech or rescue a kitten out of a tree, I'm your guy. Hit me up.


[Locked to Klaus, Danny, Bucky, Brigid, Valdis, Sheena, Jackie and Bakura]

I'm really glad you guys are here. And it absolutely sucks that we're stuck here again. How long did everyone go home for? I was only back for two and a half weeks.

Though I guess some of us really did go home for good. Has anyone seen Raine or Aya around? I didn't see them on the housing list.

[He knows that probably means they went home for real. He should be happy for them, but it hurts to lose them. ]

Comments

[highprofilerichkid]

What? It's not like I told him to go shove a bunch of snails up his ass. My attitude is great. [Now he is actually joking. though he did once tell someone to do that. fuck you, Justin Hammer.]

Yeah, trust me, I heard all about it. Gene wasn't happy about how late I showed up, either.

[denyamenti]

[ deadpan sarcasm: ] I could hardly imagine you doing that.

You'll have to make it up to him.

[highprofilerichkid]

Any ideas? The stipend sucks, I still can't cook, and we both have roommates. I like the free food, but this place is seriously un-romantic.

[denyamenti]

Steal, take lessons, invest in a spare pair of socks.

Find a shady tree outside the city or something, you're not allergic to grass last I checked.

[highprofilerichkid]

What's so romantic about grass? It's full of dirt and bugs. And I'm not going to steal anything, that never ends well for me.

[Slight pause.]

What do extra socks have to do with having roommates?

[denyamenti]

I'm going to let either Pepper or Gene explain that one to you, herset.

he's so clueless

[highprofilerichkid]

[Tony eyes Bakura skeptically. The way he said that makes Tony think that's going to be one of those questions that makes Pepper blush and Gene smirk and neither of them give him a straight answer. This is what he needs Rhodey around for!]

Uh huh. I'll go ask one of them.

[He will not.]

it's precious

[denyamenti]

[ Pepper might blush less than you think, Tony. ]

I expect a follow-up.