second wish ♛ video;

[minorgod]

[ Yato looks positively ecstatic when the video turns on, practically vibrating in his seat, and he's holding up a weird little thing, made of twisted bits of fishing net, a broken lure, some seaweed strands, a cracked shell, and some other assorted marine bits. In other words, it looks exactly like something you'd reel in off a snag on your hook (and normally throw away), except someone's tied a bow of old twine on it. ]


I've finally got it! My perfect solution to making more of an impact in Aifaran! This is an Erol'an good luck charm!

[ He caresses it fondly, like its presence is a dream come true! ]

An Erol'an mystic woman sold it to me when I was down on the docks doing a job! She said she sensed a strong, positive aura from me, and this would help me focus it, all I have to do is keep it with me at all times.

It's going to work, I can just feel it!

Comments

[iseeall]

Idk maybe bc even one of your so called followers thinks it was a stupid purchase

Also maybe you think that the reason you have no followers is because of you

[minorgod]

[ there's a markedly longer pause before this reply is sent ]

then I'll just do better

[iseeall]

good to know you've set the bar so low

[minorgod]

that just means there's nowhere to go but up!
and my GOOD LUCK CHARM is going to help me get there
don't you have someone else to bother?
for one copper rhinn I'll make you an organized schedule!

[iseeall]

idk you seem to be digging yourself in pretty deep

and im p sure you don't have any money left after buying that stupid thing

[minorgod]

you're supposed to give ME the money!
why would I give you money?? that doesn't make any sense at all!

[iseeall]

for 1000 rhinn per month, i will stop

[minorgod]

YOU'RE AS BAD AS KOFUKU

[iseeall]

And you're as bad as updog

[minorgod]

are you seriously starting with namecalling?!
what is updog?!

[iseeall]

[Oh my god, he actually did it. THIS WAS THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE. Leo had accomplished everything in his dreams, and he was lucky that no one was around who knew him, because he was about dying with laughter.

Don't mind him Yato, he was screen-shotting this and posting it all over social media.]

Not much, what's up with you?

[minorgod]

[ It takes him a moment, which probably isn't going to help abate Leo's glee even the slightest. ]

you're a little punk

[iseeall]

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