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[priforprince]

ALL OF YOU, STOP BROADCASTING!!!!!!

[ The screen is filled with. A face. And just a face. But it is an extremely important face, as it belongs to Shikyoin Hibiki. Those who do not understand the importance of this fact....should. And shall, soon.

Hibiki draws back from the screen to continue her fit of pique. In her usual environment she'd just tell the room of people she keeps on hire in her house to call complaint hotlines to do something about this, but deprived of that resource, she'll just. Vent. ]

This is a public venue! Whatever it is you haven't received a respite from, spew your frustration in private where it doesn't clutter up other people's lives!!

[ She heaves a stoic and long-suffering sigh. ] To have attracted such a discordant medley of visitors.....this puniverse is even more inscrutable than I'd thought.

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[priforprince]

Assuming there are cases when one is a feast for all senses, frequent consumption becomes second nature.

[ Accusations of narcissism fall on the opposite of deaf ears here. ]

[redlightgreenlight]

[oh, this shall be amusing. Valdis smiles]

Such pride. It’s a terrible character flaw, you know. And I highly doubt you will find a sympathetic ear.

[priforprince]

My charms will speak for themselves, soon enough.

[ Perhaps for some audiences, repeat viewings become necessary because their minds couldn't fully entertain the idea that such excellence was possible. Hibiki is willing to be generous.

She has completely lost track of why she originally posted. ]

[redlightgreenlight]

I'm sure your charms are...adequate, for your world at least.

[priforprince]

I aim to overwhelm.

[ It's the most effective way of putting competition in its place while providing excitement for the audience. ]

[redlightgreenlight]

If that's your goal, you aren't doing very well. I am quite underwhelmed.

[She is still smiling though]

[priforprince]

Wait and see.

[ Hibiki smirks.

And then, because she's sensing she was just challenged, smooths that smirk into a smile. The air around her lightens, fills with sparkles and little twinkle effects. ] Your belief in me is like a flickering candle. I want to fan it and heat my heart with its warmth.

[ NO ONE CAN RESIST THIS ]

[redlightgreenlight]

[Valdis arches a brow, still unimpressed.]

If I'm supposed to be seeing something impressive, I'm still waiting.

[priforprince]

Our connection must be faulty. Such a pity.

[ The light show grows in intensity. She is such! A handsome! And generally attractive! Irresistible! Individual! ]

Doubt doesn't suit one as lovely as you.

[redlightgreenlight]

[As if she hasn't heard that before, but for entertainment's sake, she'll bite.]

You really think I'm pretty?

[priforprince]

The yimo blushes at having to attempt to convey your beauty.

[ Hibiki thinks she's found an in. ] It's growing warmer.

[ Or maybe you've had your electronics on too long, Hibiki. ]

[redlightgreenlight]

[This is far too easy]

You flatter me.

[priforprince]

I abhor falsehoods.

[ This is true.

This does not stop her from being a big honking huge liar, but it, itself, is at least true. ]

[redlightgreenlight]

Your sincerity is truly delightful.

[Her smile is bright, it even reaches her eyes, all for the world just as sincere as it looks. Except it isn't.]

[priforprince]

Pleasing you will be the highlight of an otherwise-unpleasant day.

[ This may also be true. She's feeling a lot better, for example, about this network system.

Everyone else is still too noisy, though. ]

[redlightgreenlight]

Well, I hope your days will be more pleasant in the future.

[priforprince]

Then our paths will cross again.

[ Hibiki's considering this a success.

...what was she aiming for, again? ]

[redlightgreenlight]

[It was good to know that some people were still as gullible as ever.]

I can't wait.

[priforprince]

Savor that anticipation.

[ Here, she'll get up close to the camera. Look only at this! And keep it in your heart. ]

[redlightgreenlight]

[Valdis simply smirks and then ends the feed.]