[Video]

[iseeall]

[Yet another video post appeared on the network, but this one seemed to be shot by someone who knew how to work a camera. For a moment it was just a shot of some white fluff on a bed before Leo's face edged into the camera.]

Hey, look, I know everyone is kinda emotional and on edge right now because of this whole being dragged onto the turtle business and strange symbols appearing on your body but seriously. We all need to take a moment to chill the fuck out. Getting mad at the natives isn't gonna help, and neither is at each other. I'm pretty sure the only thing that accomplishes is making you look like an asshole.

[Leo took himself out of range of the camera to focus on the white fluff again, which was in fact the most adorable picture of two bibirus cuddling each other. They were both very round and snuggled up against each other's body, the slightly bigger one wrapping a wing over the both of them.]

Look at that. Look, I came back to this and almost died. This is literally the cutest thing ever. Please everyone, just look at this shit. I'm gonna die. Everyone just stop for a moment and look at this, I swear it will make you feel better at least a little.


God I'm so sleep deprived.

Comments

[driverslicense]

[...Humans die from cuteness?!]

[It takes him several long seconds to realize that that might just be one of those things people say. He's experienced that kind of thing before. ...The fact that there are many species he's not used to in this place is confusing him, a bit.]

...It is a good thing? [He'd skipped over that part initially—that Leonardo was asking people to look at the bibirus to make them feel better.]

[iseeall]

[Of course humans can die from cuteness. It was a scientific fact. Also arguing with someone who may had imbibed the happy juice wasn't the best way to get an explanation.]

Of course its a good thing! Looking at bibirus should make you want to cry, but like in a good way!!

[driverslicense]

[He’s heard of crying in a good way.]

[That’s embarrassment, right?]

...You are emotionally affected right now.

[iseeall]

Obviously!!! They're really fucking cute. And my life sucks too! But I mean that's normal for me.

[He was just like that when he was drunk.]

[driverslicense]

[Chase is getting very confused as to whether the bibirus are the cause of the distress or the relief from them.]

I suppose they are cute. [He supposes.]

Do you mean your life before, or your life now?

[iseeall]

[It was both, but good luck getting anything comphrehensible.]

My life has always sucked! I mean sure, there are less things in THIS city that are trying to kill me but I'm still stuck here! I only have one friend who came with me....

[driverslicense]

[That, he can understand better.]

Were they well when you left them?

[iseeall]

Yes! Maybe. Probably. I was the one in the hospital to be honest. But you can't tell Mr. Zapp I was worried about him, it's embarrassing. Having Mr. Klaus around is a real life saver though. I just...don't wanna leave them behind.

[driverslicense]

[He doesn't who any of those people are, but he can sense the affection.]

They are fine. [Which is quite possibly a lie, he doesn't know, but sometimes people lie to make others not worry.]

[iseeall]

Well yeah, they're fine. Mr. Klaus is fine and the rest of them are because I'm usually the one who's not fine. I'm pretty sure the world could end and they'd still be alive....

But lets not test that theory, okay?

[He loved his friends!!]