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anonymous text; public to the network

If you see this woman, avoid her at all cost. She is to be presumed extremely dangerous.



That does not mean attack her. Do not engage.

private text to Valdis, Aly, Leo, Klaus, the Fool, and Kit; marked from Devin

[Devin doesn't trust himself to speak calmly, or to appear calm. He is nowhere in the realm of calm. Ever since X informed him about Bobby's presence, he has been flooded with adrenalized panic and trying to get a hold on himself. Getting close enough to her to snap a photo demanded marshalling an enormous amount of control, and his hands haven't stopped shaking for hours.]

This woman is a demon. Stay away from her. I do not know the full extent of her powers, but I do know she takes a great deal of pleasure in torturing others. If she learns I know any of you, she will not hesitate to harm you. And for all the gods' sakes, do not engage with her in any way just because I've told you not to. Even if she cannot hurt you, she will start hurting innocent people.

Please. Let me deal with her.


(OOC: Feel free to respond to the anonymous text! He will respond just as anonymously.)
Apr. 23rd, 2018 04:11 am

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[Klaus looks a little frazzled but extremely happy. He's seemed to have replaced his usual waistcoat and tie with a light green apron set with a pin of a little pink tulip. He's leaning on a broom in what looks like a cafe, heavily decorated with potted plants. Yes that is a leaf stuck in his hair, no he hasn't noticed it.]

I am happy to announce that Die Rosa Tulpe will be open for business starting tomorrow at 5am, on the dot. We serve coffee, both hot and iced, as well as a variety of teas, soft drinks, snacks and pastries. If you are looking for work, there are a number of positions open. Or if you perhaps have art to display, there is room for your works, and Friday and Saturday nights we have an open mic for musicians and poetry readings.

[He's panning the camera around the cafe now - it's a nice set-up - lots of tables and comfortable seats, including a number of very fat arm chairs and a corner couch. The shop is painted in a muted pastel sage green with occasional touches of light pink wherever the polished wood isn't bare, and potted plants are positively everywhere.]

We're located on the boardwalk by the bay - our normal hours of operation are 5am-7pm, except on Fridays and Saturdays where we're open until eleven.

...I'm afraid I don't have a catchy slogan to sign off with so I will simply wish you all a good evening and I hope to see you at the shop in the near future. Thank you very much for your time.
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[Eiji looks a little confused, maybe a little distressed, as he posts this video.]

Has anyone else had problems with the sentry? At least, as far as "suitable clothing"?

I just got a ticket for two cobalt rhinn. My clothes aren't that bad, are they?

[He pans out and...well, he's wearing this. Your mileage may vary.]
Apr. 15th, 2018 11:42 pm

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[ His first post is a video, because of course it is. Jack is wearing a crisp black business suit with a bright yellow tie. He is seated at a beautiful office with his window overlooking the rest of the city. ]
 
Handsome Jack here. Let's take a break from the rest of the mouthbreathers on this network and listen to some real shit, mmk, kiddies?
 
I'm gonna come right out and say it.
 
Khu Ioduan, you've got a bandit problem.
 
Now, I know no city just decides to breed a bunch of violent, psychopathic, incest-loving criminals and spread them out to cause havoc all over the other unsuspecting cityfolk...But listen. How many times has this happened to you -- You're walking down the street, and all of a sudden, some filthy fucking bandit snatches your purse? What about this one? You go to your favorite restaurant, and out of nowhere, some jerkwads start swinging their big clubs? And I mean, suuuper big clubs. Like, [ grimaces ] overcompensating big.
 
Why is this happening? Well, it's 'cause it's way too easy to be a dick around here! Who's protecting the shop owners, huh? The police? But do you think the police are always gonna end up at the crime scene fast? I can hear you asking -- What else should we do, Mr Handsome Jack?
 
Introducing the Hyperion Security Protection Package. [ He plays a video showing off the security prototypes ] Currently in-development, we'll be distributing them next month with plans to get enough to pick up at our new store location. You've got your surveillance cams, your biometric scans, your shields, and to those who can afford it, automated security bots. Why pay for a mercenary when you can have a bot that does the same shit but never gets tired? Pre-order now. Two years to pay it off, people, with the cheapest package available at one cobalt triangle every month for two years. These things are already selling like hot cakes, baby, damn! Don't be left in the dust, unprotected. Order your new security system today.
 
[ The feed goes back to Jack ]
 
Oh... and one last thing. Hyperion isn't going to end here. This is just the beginning. We're planning on expanding to more than just security systems. I'm thinking new discoveries and hotter electronics. As such, we're looking for engineers and scientists that can keep developing and perfecting Hyperion tech. There's a new era of science and technology coming to Khu Ioduan, and if you want to ride the wave of the future, stop by our building with your application. Ciao.
 
Jan. 30th, 2018 01:59 pm

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Good afternoon to everyone - it is a pleasure to meet so many new people, and I am glad to have the privilege to see old friends once again, even if the circumstances are not entirely ideal.

[Circumstances being that they've been brought back to Konryu, many against their wished, 566 years into the future but Klaus fights vampires for a living. A little world hopping a time travel is nbd]

For those I haven't met yet, I am Klaus Von Reinherz. I am sure it will be a pleasure to make your eventual acquaintance. Before being brought to Aifaran, I was formerly the proprietor of the Midnight Hotel in Keeliai which I inherited from the previous owner, Mr. Anton Shudder.

While not much seems to have survived of the establishment, some of you may remember the spirit house in the lobby and the ever replenishing jar of coffee beans. I'm happy to say that both somehow made it over with me.

[And his rather severe expression seems to brighten considerably because here is the prospect of not spending his days wading through other people's blood.]

Which brings me to my next point - I am considering opening an establishment. Perhaps a sort of mix of a cafe and a flowershop? I have always thought a nice beverage and snack is better enjoyed in the presence of beautiful flowers, and it has always been a dream of mine to make a living with horticulture. Of course I will have to find the premises and do the necessary paperwork to run such an establishment but I would like to gauge interest among both potential customers and employees first.

Would such a place be interesting to you? Have you any suggestions that would make it so? I am very much open to others' opinions.
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[The face in the video feed is, well, obviously not human. If the leaves on top of his head aren't a clue, his green 'skin' doesn't move quite right, or catch the light as it should. His English accent is surprisingly normal, considering the rest of him.]

Greetings. My name is Trahearne, and I - I don't believe I'm supposed to be here.

I was already told of how the force called the Dreaming brings people to this place. But the last thing I remember was... dying. The commander...

[He trails off, looking momentarily pained.]

Yet this is not the Dream I know, and this is like no part of the Mists I've ever heard of. Please, does anyone here hail from Tyria? Is there some solution I'm missing?
Jan. 21st, 2018 08:05 pm

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[Yet another video post appeared on the network, but this one seemed to be shot by someone who knew how to work a camera. For a moment it was just a shot of some white fluff on a bed before Leo's face edged into the camera.]

Hey, look, I know everyone is kinda emotional and on edge right now because of this whole being dragged onto the turtle business and strange symbols appearing on your body but seriously. We all need to take a moment to chill the fuck out. Getting mad at the natives isn't gonna help, and neither is at each other. I'm pretty sure the only thing that accomplishes is making you look like an asshole.

[Leo took himself out of range of the camera to focus on the white fluff again, which was in fact the most adorable picture of two bibirus cuddling each other. They were both very round and snuggled up against each other's body, the slightly bigger one wrapping a wing over the both of them.]

Look at that. Look, I came back to this and almost died. This is literally the cutest thing ever. Please everyone, just look at this shit. I'm gonna die. Everyone just stop for a moment and look at this, I swear it will make you feel better at least a little.


God I'm so sleep deprived.

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