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[iseeall]

[Yet another video post appeared on the network, but this one seemed to be shot by someone who knew how to work a camera. For a moment it was just a shot of some white fluff on a bed before Leo's face edged into the camera.]

Hey, look, I know everyone is kinda emotional and on edge right now because of this whole being dragged onto the turtle business and strange symbols appearing on your body but seriously. We all need to take a moment to chill the fuck out. Getting mad at the natives isn't gonna help, and neither is at each other. I'm pretty sure the only thing that accomplishes is making you look like an asshole.

[Leo took himself out of range of the camera to focus on the white fluff again, which was in fact the most adorable picture of two bibirus cuddling each other. They were both very round and snuggled up against each other's body, the slightly bigger one wrapping a wing over the both of them.]

Look at that. Look, I came back to this and almost died. This is literally the cutest thing ever. Please everyone, just look at this shit. I'm gonna die. Everyone just stop for a moment and look at this, I swear it will make you feel better at least a little.


God I'm so sleep deprived.

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[driverslicense]

If you are going to die, you should stop looking at it.

[And also sleep, if he's so sleep-deprived. That would be advisable as well.]

[Though, Chase is slightly aware that the statement wasn't literal. But just in case.]

How is it killing you?

[iseeall]

[Don't judge him for using metaphors!!! Leo was perfectly fine except for crying about how cute his bibirus are.]

Have you seen them? Have you seen shit that's this cute? It's killing me on the inside!! I mean otherwise I'm fine, but you know.

[driverslicense]

[Cuteness can kill certain people on the inside, got it.]

What is your species...?

[Now he's taking it more literally than he should.]

[iseeall]

[Don't confuse the drunk kid, Chase.]

Huh? I'm human. Do I look human? They're bibirus.

[driverslicense]

[...Humans die from cuteness?!]

[It takes him several long seconds to realize that that might just be one of those things people say. He's experienced that kind of thing before. ...The fact that there are many species he's not used to in this place is confusing him, a bit.]

...It is a good thing? [He'd skipped over that part initially—that Leonardo was asking people to look at the bibirus to make them feel better.]

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[perfectenn]

Take a picture and upload it to Xa Xa.

[Some people have their priorities straight. Also, browsing pictures of owl-bunnies is good for jet lag.]

[iseeall]

Absolutely!!!! I should do that.

[Why didn't he think of it earlier? It absolutely wasn't because he hit the alcohol. He did snap a quick picture to post, and texted it to this mysterious person at the same time.]

I love them.

[perfectenn]

[And Tenn didn’t just save/like it. Nope. Admit to nothing.]

They are cute, aren’t they?

Are these two yours?

[iseeall]

Yes they are. I got them from the petting zoo because I was sad. I'm not sure why exactly but I love them and they're mine now.

These guys are gonna get me a lot of followers I'm sure-
I mean not that im like that self centered or anything
well i mean, i DID want to be a journalist so i like sharing my stuff with people but you know

[purered]

It's such a delight to see the bibirus again. It's certainly seemed to have cheered you up.

Do you need any supplies for them? I would be happy to pick some up.

[iseeall]

I love them so much, Mr. Klaus. Almost as much as I love you guys. They're so fucking cute, I wish Michella could see the one I named after her.

[Was it obvious he'd imbibed in something? Probably.]

I got...food though, at least. Those people just handed me stuff to them. Do you wanna see them, Mr. Klaus? They're super cuddly and fluffy.

[purered]

[It's getting increasingly more obvious that Leo may be a bit tipsy. Klaus will humour him though.]

I would love to, of course. They're such sweet animals.

[iseeall]

You should come over. I forgot to tell you which room.......

[He sort of leaned off the side of the camera and almost fell over.]

Fuck. ow. Breakwater Wing and I'm the 3rd one! Come and pet them, I named one of them Chain. OH! And I also found another one you'll really like.

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[prana]

They are kind of cute. ( Sera seems a bit jovial herself, though it's doubtful that the pair of bibiru can claim credit for that. )

Do you mind explaining what this turtle business is?

( She doesn't wait long to ask that. Sorry, bibiru are cute, but they aren't going to give her answers. )

[iseeall]

They're more than kind of.

[Leo still was kind of a kid, sorry Sera. But he at least was trying to be vaguely helpful.]

About the turtle, I dunno. I was here awhile ago but it was trying to help us. Like I said before!! We should all get along. They aren't here to hurt us. Well except that guy who tried to steal my wallet, but they aren't ALL!

Chain, do you have anything to say?

[He zoomed in close on one of the bibirus, but all she did was twitch her nose.]

[prana]

Chain? That's an interesting name. (Is the other one named Ball?

Perhaps she shouldn't make a joke like that. The level of familiarity between them hasn't reached that point just yet.)

If they aren't here to hurt us, they should introduce themselves to us. It's improper to invite guests to your home and then not entertain them.

[iseeall]

Chain is my friend! Just while I'm here she has a bunny named after her.

[Leo took a long pause after that to try and think about what Sera said before giving up.]

Uhhh, the turtles can't talk like normal people. Too big. And like you know-humans can't usually do the whole telepathy thing. Unless you can?

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[bestofthevein]

So do you know how to look after these little guys? Because--

[Kit brings one into the frame that sports a wounded wing, one he's bound as tenderly as he can considering he has no idea how to look after the weird animals.]

--the last time I had a pet was a nug, and--anyway I'm new at this.

[well, he had a pet nug until his neighbour ate it.]

[iseeall]

[Now Leo was almost crying over a hurt bibiru, because he'd brought himself back into frame to look at the poor creature.]

Oh god, what happened to that poor thing?? I hope it isn't in pain. I dunno-I just know what to feed them. Do you know Mr. Klaus? We should ask Mr. Klaus.

[bestofthevein]

Mr. Who? I mean, sure, we can do that, no problem--

[Oh. ...oh, sod it, this was not what he was hoping for--]

It's, uh--it's doing a lot better now, don't even worry about it--a friend of mine and I got it all patched up. See?

[he holds the creature up into the frame. it chirrups, clearly more interested in finding out whether the yimo is food, rather than demonstrating any distress.]

[iseeall]

[Leo clearly wasn't reassured, especially since he wasn't paying attention to Kit and the cute bibiru, and instead frantically typing buttons into his phone. The video was going a bit wierd because of that he may have forgotten how to cut it off and then Leo was finally calling his boss.

While crying and being visibly upset. If Klaus picked up-or Kit said anything-Leo plowed on and started speaking.]

Mr. Klaus. Is that you? Did I get your number right? There's no time for that, there's a hurt bibiru and I don't know what to do!!! There's this guy and he has it!! You have to help.

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[sanzulines]

You're not going to die from those.

[iseeall]

Physically no, but spiritually, I have exited this mortal realm! I mean, I'm not sure if that's what we call this but you can't judge!!

[Just let him cry over bunnies, Kid.]

[sanzulines]

I assure you, I can absolutely judge.

[iseeall]

Oh reaaaally? Are you like a god or some shit like that?