[video]

[spoilsfun]

 [Conan had been finding out that even he could only spend so long with nothing to do but read and explore. It had been ages since he'd had a decent mystery to work on. And now he was resorting to this.]

I'm bored. Does anyone have any interesting puzzles? I would even take riddles.

[He was almost bored enough to consider school again.]

An Inglorious Return [video]

[shivvymetimbers]

Gah! I'm soaked to the bone!

[Are yimos waterproof? Hopefully. It would suck if Bastien already broke his. Then again, this pesky pirate always been a tad reckless. It's simply how he is. The accused pirate is back in town and today he looks like a drowned rat or rather...a drowned fish considering the blue scales and fins.]

Ahoy, mateys!

[He grins goofily into the camera looking all bright eyed and bushy-tailed. It seems the pirate is in a good mood despite the slight bruising around his nose. Someone socked him good, very good.]

Didya miss me? Of course ya did! I'm Captain Bastien Courbis, after all.

[The haughty laugh that follows is indeed quite haughty. Bastien is being a pompous arse but he's having fun. Let him have fun, folks.]

Now where's my gang of merry troublemakers? Where's my pretty fern, Trahearne?

[He peers into the screen curiously as if waiting for a reply. This usually soulful brown eyes look amber in the sunlight like a cat's eye. Bastien is hanging out by the pier it seems.]

Also, who made off with me squid?! Little Oswald is nowhere to be found, you thieven landlubbers!