Khu Ioduan

[We open on a teenaged girl wearing leather armor and looking way more irritated than anyone probably should be.]

Uh-uh. Nope. We're not doing this again.

Look, I was home! I'm busy! Can I just -- look, if you want me back so bad, can you at least give me another week? I'm in the middle of something important here! Pinky friggin' promise I'll come back in like a week, just come on!

I just -- ugh!

[There is a frustrated scream, and it looks, from the camera angle, like she's thrown her handset across the room. There is more frustrated screaming. There will continue to be more frustrated screaming until someone talks to her.

Also, it sounds like she's trashing her room. Please distract her.]