Entries tagged with † [fire emblem 9/10] naesala

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[ His first post is a video, because of course it is. Jack is wearing a crisp black business suit with a bright yellow tie. He is seated at a beautiful office with his window overlooking the rest of the city. ]

Handsome Jack here. Let's take a break from the rest of the mouthbreathers on this network and listen to some real shit, mmk, kiddies?

I'm gonna come right out and say it.

Khu Ioduan, you've got a bandit problem.

Now, I know no city just decides to breed a bunch of violent, psychopathic, incest-loving criminals and spread them out to cause havoc all over the other unsuspecting cityfolk...But listen. How many times has this happened to you -- You're walking down the street, and all of a sudden, some filthy fucking bandit snatches your purse? What about this one? You go to your favorite restaurant, and out of nowhere, some jerkwads start swinging their big clubs? And I mean, suuuper big clubs. Like, [ grimaces ] overcompensating big.

Why is this happening? Well, it's 'cause it's way too easy to be a dick around here! Who's protecting the shop owners, huh? The police? But do you think the police are always gonna end up at the crime scene fast? I can hear you asking -- What else should we do, Mr Handsome Jack?

Introducing the Hyperion Security Protection Package. [ He plays a video showing off the security prototypes ] Currently in-development, we'll be distributing them next month with plans to get enough to pick up at our new store location. You've got your surveillance cams, your biometric scans, your shields, and to those who can afford it, automated security bots. Why pay for a mercenary when you can have a bot that does the same shit but never gets tired? Pre-order now. Two years to pay it off, people, with the cheapest package available at one cobalt triangle every month for two years. These things are already selling like hot cakes, baby, damn! Don't be left in the dust, unprotected. Order your new security system today.

[ The feed goes back to Jack ]

Oh... and one last thing. Hyperion isn't going to end here. This is just the beginning. We're planning on expanding to more than just security systems. I'm thinking new discoveries and hotter electronics. As such, we're looking for engineers and scientists that can keep developing and perfecting Hyperion tech. There's a new era of science and technology coming to Khu Ioduan, and if you want to ride the wave of the future, stop by our building with your application. Ciao.

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ALIGN 001 ☰ audio;

I have a general inquiry that I've been curious about since arriving: this world seems to have a high number of sapient races in it. Not counting other Dreamfolk, there are nine alone in Aifaran.

Is this roughly analogous to the worlds the rest of you are from? If not, are those races all treated equally, as they are here? If not, what is the basis for that?

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01 ~ video

[The video shows Naesala casually lounging against the side of a stone building, in his usual dark outfit. It's a wide enough shot to show his wings resting against the wall behind him; he seems to be holding his yimo out at arm's length while he's recording.]

Well then. It's a festival dedicated to tying knots. Makes you wonder what form of the festivities happens in private, doesn't it?

Don't bother scolding me for saying it. I know that's been the question on everyone's mind.

At any rate, I met a most interesting group of people at one of the bars here. They invited me to a Erol'an poetry reading at a place near the docks. I don't know what to expect from it, but it ought to make for an interesting night.

[Naesala seems pretty satisfied with the turn of events, too. Look at him, making friends with hipsters.]

If only all my interactions with the locals were like that. Do yourselves a favor and don't walk close to the colleges if you have any extra appendages. You might not escape with all your feathers intact.

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Good afternoon to everyone - it is a pleasure to meet so many new people, and I am glad to have the privilege to see old friends once again, even if the circumstances are not entirely ideal.

[Circumstances being that they've been brought back to Konryu, many against their wished, 566 years into the future but Klaus fights vampires for a living. A little world hopping a time travel is nbd]

For those I haven't met yet, I am Klaus Von Reinherz. I am sure it will be a pleasure to make your eventual acquaintance. Before being brought to Aifaran, I was formerly the proprietor of the Midnight Hotel in Keeliai which I inherited from the previous owner, Mr. Anton Shudder.

While not much seems to have survived of the establishment, some of you may remember the spirit house in the lobby and the ever replenishing jar of coffee beans. I'm happy to say that both somehow made it over with me.

[And his rather severe expression seems to brighten considerably because here is the prospect of not spending his days wading through other people's blood.]

Which brings me to my next point - I am considering opening an establishment. Perhaps a sort of mix of a cafe and a flowershop? I have always thought a nice beverage and snack is better enjoyed in the presence of beautiful flowers, and it has always been a dream of mine to make a living with horticulture. Of course I will have to find the premises and do the necessary paperwork to run such an establishment but I would like to gauge interest among both potential customers and employees first.

Would such a place be interesting to you? Have you any suggestions that would make it so? I am very much open to others' opinions.

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I'm starting to think these World Turtles have a fascination with using people's souls as cosmic currency in some way or another.

[ Someone's grouchier than usual today. And apparently uncaring about the hypocrisy of him presenting this particular argument. ]

That's the only reason I can think of for why they're continually attaching ours to some kind of tangible reminder: first lanterns, then jewels, now being marked like a gods-damned heifer at market.

At least no one should be able to swallow these tattoos, unlike the gems-- and before anyone asks, yes, that's a thing someone tried once.

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Trick 1 | Totally Not Kaitou Kid

[ The feed snaps on to reveal this spiky mess of a teenager. He's grinning like he didn't wake up in a completely different world with no real knowledge of how he got there. ]

[ Heart and Smiles are great-but never forget your Poker Face. ]

[ Watch as he he takes one deck of cards in his right hand, closes his fist and the same deck appears in his left. ]

So, sounds like we'll be staying here a while.

I'm Kuroba Kaito- [ He closes his fist and the deck of cards disappears again only for the deck to reappear, back in it's box with the plastic wrapping over it as he somehow spins it on his fingertip. ] -Resident Magician.

Nice to meet you all in advance-but I do have a few questions based on a few things I've heard.

[ He covers the box with one hand for a second and then reveals the box and wrapping are gone. He next bends the deck to the cards shoot up but then promptly turn into confetti. ]

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[01] Grumpy Chosen

[Zelos is Not Happy.

There's a very good reason for this. Those who knew Zelos 566 years ago can probably guess what it is. For those who can't, enjoy video of a grumpy redhead on your screen, impatiently adjusting the camera view so that you can see all of him.

He snaps his fingers.]

Hey. Giant turtles. I know you're out there somewhere. What's the big idea!?

[Glare.]

This is your idea of helping? I ask to go home, and you put me on hold for 500 years? What's the point of that? What kind of omnipotent turtle can't even send one handsome guy back across countless dimensions so he can help his friends save the world!?

[Bad service, that's what it is. Bad service.

Whether or not the giant turtles are at all capable of processing the message, it looks like just getting the anger off his chest helps Zelos calm down; he audibly breathes out, runs a hand through his hair, and shakes his head.]

Did this happen to anyone else? Raine, Sheena, Kratos? You guys still here?

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